A Tisket, a Tasket, a Big Basket of Memes

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    Hey there, girlie. How you doin? Sweating like a pig, actually. And yourself?
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    Don't need a mood ring. I have a face.
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    Telling the song to "shut up" right before you skip it.
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    slytheringsnake: my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out "Do you need to use the sleep?" and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered "Maybe i need to use the sleep"
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    allow me to slip into something more comfortable *gets in my car and leaves*
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    you: "the perfect image doesn't exist" me:
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    did it hurt when u fell from the vending machine? cuz u a snack
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    Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone The uncomfortable feeling I get when everyone watches me unwrap a gift makes me totally understand why the dog takes his treats into the other room
  • 09
    'Here comes the sun, doo doo doo doo'
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    Savage Feelings @savage.feelingsss brave enough to get tattooed too scared to make a phone call
  • 11
    Me on my way to work to give it my all:
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    Sometimes I just want to grab my 3 dollars and run away.
  • 13
    Relationship Status: Concerts.
  • 14
    Me: i want to sleep for like 30 hours Friend: you know that's a coma right Me: Me: god that sounds so refreshing i could totally go for a light coma right now
  • 15
    Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai me: do you ever get sad because some dogs probably need glasses but we'll never know because THEY CANT SAY bank teller: sir this is a bank
  • 16
    ERMAHGERD Fancy Feast TVARIETY FERNCER FERST
  • 17
    Sisqo: SHE HAD DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK, TRUCK, TRUCK THIGHS LIKE WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, ALL NIGHT LONGGG 8 Year Old Me: LET ME SEE THAT THOOOONNNNGGGG CONTO
  • 18
    Sorry for how acted when there were too many noises happening at the same time.
  • 19
    Dude imagine being a bug and accidentally getting stuck in a car and driving far af away from everything you know
  • 20
    When someone tells you to stop saying sorry because you say it too much and now all you want to do is say sorry for saying sorry too much
  • 21
    Seth J. Dickinson @sethjdickinson it's hilarious and awesome that we invented telephones, used them for a hundred years, and then collectively decided they were awkward and stressful and we just wanted to send very fast letters instead
  • 22
    *demon tries to inhabit my body* Demon: OUCH Me: yeah... Demon: WHAT THE Me: I know Demon: EVERYTHING HURTS, WHY?? AND WHATS WRONG WITH THIS SHOULDER??? Me: idk man, can I offer you a mint?

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